My sister is being shunned because of this store.
We had a large happy family and we used to think all of us were decent people but then we bought the amazing, huge, heavenly deli sandwiches (and the maple nut and caramel sweet rolls!) at The Farmer’s Creamery and after we went…
My sister admitted doesn’t like them. She said Subway is better.
As you can imagine there was an uproar. Of course we were disturbed. We gave her another chance though and dragged her back to Mio and insisted she try the burgers from the Creamery, because those are even *better* than their deli sandwiches!
But my sister claimed that McDonald’s tastes better.
Obviously we have to kick her out of our family. It’s sad, but it isn't like we can sit across from her at the dinner table at Christmas now that we know she believes this way. Please don’t blame my parents; they raised her the best they could. It’s not their fault that her food preferences are only mildly less alarming than Jeffrey Dahmer’s. We’ve been interrogating her ever since and we discovered that she also hates cheesecake, carrot cake, raisins, walnuts, Oreos, pecan pie (we swear, we had no idea she is such a weirdo) and some flavors of Skittles, so while this store has been an incredible find, it’s also opened up a can of worms in our poor family. You’ve been warned.